what did the wall say to the other wall?
lets meet up in the corner
whats red and smells like blue paint?
red paint
how come the man that was driving the train got hit by the lightning?
he was one hell of a conductor
what did the vegetarian zombie say?
GRAAAAAINS!
whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
one goes: *whack* DARN!, and the other goes DARN! *whack*
why did the tomato blush?
it saw the salad dressing
two muffins in an oven. one says: oh my god its hot in here, and the other says: HOLY CRAP A TALKIN MUFFIN!
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Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine
two fish in a tank. one fish says to the other: do you know how to drive this thing?
what do you do if a swede throws a nade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back
That was my collection of jokes